MICHELLE OBAMA was on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" yesterday, and Ellen challenged her to a push-up contest.  They were both pretty impressive, and did REAL push-ups . . . not on their knees or anything.  Ellen did 20, and Michelle did 25.


--But Ellen definitely went lower on each push-up, and basically LET Michelle win.  Which I guess is what you do in a push-up contest with the First Lady.

About a week ago, folks started to notice that the lady dancer in this four month old video of a random dance performance in Brazil has probably THE FINEST BOTTOM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, causing the clip to go viral.

As you will see, not only does the woman in question have a perfectly shaped backside, but she knows how to move it ways that make us want to take a dance class, or at the very least, watch video of a dance class. Also, the dancing in high heals thing– amazing too. We can’t even dance in our wildest dreams, which is the same place that butt will be showing up very soon.

Check out all the amazing below.

Apparently you can't watch game shows with your kids anymore:  Last week, a guy on "Jeopardy" thought "donkey punch" was a good answer.  And on Monday's "Family Feud", a contestant was absolutely SHOCKED by one of the answers on the board.


--The two families were asked to name, quote, "something an airline pilot might be holding during a long flight."


--Some of the obvious answers would be "the controls" or maybe "the flight book."  But it turned out three of the 100 people surveyed said, quote, "HIS SCHLONG".  (--Or probably some variation of that. I assume producers went with "schlong" purely for the shock value.)


--Check out the video on Deadspin.com.  An old woman on the winning team looked absolutely DISGUSTED.

See it HERE.

This is probably a viral marketing campaign, but a video of an Australian guy crushing his friend's car with a 40-foot axe is getting a ton of hits on YouTube.


--According to the video, it all started when one guy "pranked" the other by puncturing the roof of his car with a NORMAL-sized axe.


--Then to get even, the friend spent his life savings . . . and the good part of a month . . . building the 40-foot axe that supposedly weighed over a ton.  And right before he dropped it on his buddy's car, he got him on Skype and made him watch.


(--His buddy's reaction doesn't really seem spontaneous though.  And some people wonder how the Skype video ran so smoothly out in the middle of a field.  The big axe drops at 2:02.) 

A new video of a baby reacting to her dad making a motorboat sound is racking up hits online.  Babies make a lot of funny faces, but check out the eyes on this kid.

Some kid's lame video message to his girlfriend is a hit on YouTube right now.  It's called "My Video for Briona", and it's so awful it's almost too embarrassing to watch.  First of all, the kid looks like 'Screech' from "Saved by the Bell".


--But he's also got a creepy laugh, a creepy smile, and delivers an endless stream of cheesy lines to a girlfriend he calls 'baby girl'.  Everything about it screams stalker.  He also moves the camera and sways the whole time, it's really annoying.


--He starts by telling her, quote, "I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy of the universe."  And it gets worse from there. 


--But his best line might be, quote, "You mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotorado" . . . who I assume is their shop teacher.  (--The cheesiness really takes off around :17.)

This isn't as good as the video from last week of Obama singing Lady Gaga's "Born This Way", but someone took clips from different movies, and pieced together the lyrics to the LIONEL RICHIE song, "Hello".


--They used clips from "E.T.", "Braveheart", "Back to the Future", "Schindler's List", "Avatar", "Borat", and about 30 other movies. 

Internet sensation Kate Upton has a fantastic new video showcasing her body in some of the sexiest bikinis you'll ever see....

No commentary needed...

This video must have taken a lot of time, but it was worth it:  Someone took clips of PRESIDENT OBAMA giving speeches, and somehow pieced together the lyrics to "Born This Way" by LADY GAGA so it sounds like he's singing it . . . kind of.