Today's guest co-hosts

Jamie is traveling for comedy today so we welcome Emily Jensen aka The Hott Young Squeeze aka EJ the DJ to the show today.  They'll be sitting in for the entire program.  Here's a nice photo of Wease with today's co-hosts:

Stump the Listener

Anthony is today's contestant:

Q1 - In an interview yesterday, Tom Brady revealed that during last year’s Super Bowl.. he did something illegal.  Ironically, this morning the New York Post broke the news that the Feds had made a major bust in regards to what Tom was talking about.  What am I talking about?  (A- Illegal streaming websites.. Anthony got it right)

Q2 - A 27 year-old man allegedly assaulted and robbed a woman on Park Avenue in Rochester yesterday.. running off with her purse and something else of hers.  What was that something else?  (A- Groceries.. Anthony got it right)

Q3 - A high school football player.. a linebacker from Birmingham, Alabama named Cassanova McKinzer, was heavily recruited by Clemson but chose not to attend for a very weird reason.  Why not?  (A- There’s not a Chik-fil-A around campus.. Anthony got it right)

Q4 - Some more good potential news for The Greater Rochester International Airport.  Just a couple of weeks after Southwest announced plans to begin servicing Rochester.. JetBlue has announced they are examining interest in expanding their Rochester service.  Senator Schumer is requesting they add direct flights to 3 cities.  Chicago, Boston, and ___ (A- Las Vegas.. Anthony got it right)

Q5 - Public service announcement.  Wegmans is recalling what?  (A- Hard cooked eggs purchased between January 23^rd and February 1^st.. Anthony got it right)

Anthony was a perfect 5 for 5!!

Merkins

Shannon the Pauly hater got our attention after writing a hate letter to the show about Pauly.  She said in her letter that Pauly being such a pussy on the show sent her in to "spontaneous menstruation and ruined her merkin".  What the hell is a merkin?  Shannon told us that it's a pubic hair wig.  It's so that a woman can go hardwood but have the option to change things up a bit at home in a drawer.  It's for the ability to spice up a relationship.  Shannon said that merkins can either be made to look realistic or can be made to be decorative like in the photo below.  She says they go for about $30.  Emily said that she has never heard of a merkin before today and quite frankly isn't interested in obtaining one.  Wease and Pauly are slightly aroused by the idea.. but would rather have a realistic looking one than the decorative type. 

Film critic Marshall Fine (click here to visit Marsh's site)

-The Woman in Black - Daniel Radcliffe plays a lawyer who travels to a remote village and discovers the ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals.  He's also stuck living in the house she likes to haunt, while he sorts out the affairs of a dead client.  And here's a bit of horror trivia for you:  "The Woman in Black" is produced by Hammer Films.  And any true horror fan would know that they helped launch the careers of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.

-Big Miracle - John Krasinski and Drew Barrymore work together to save three whales trapped under the ice in the Arctic Circle.  It's set in the '80s and based on a true story.  He's the reporter who breaks the story, and she's a Greenpeace volunteer who pressures the Russian and American governments to put aside their Cold War differences and act before it's too late.  Kristen Bell and Ted Danson are also in it.

-Chronicle - Three high school kids acquire super powers and use their mental abilities for a series of juvenile pranks.  But as their powers grow stronger, one of them falls to the dark side.  It starts out small, but escalates and turns deadly . . . he rips a spider apart with his mind, crushes a car with his hand, and "accidentally" kills another driver by hurling his truck off the road.

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Avon man spends $444 to heat/cool home for a year

-I-Square project on for Irondequoit

-Wegmans recalls hard-cooked eggs

-JetBlue may bring more direct flights to Rochester

Damnit.. we had that idea first!!

There's a YouTube video that has over 500,000 hits as of this morning of a guy singing his entire order at a Sonic drive-thru.  Son of a motherhucking bitch.. we did that over a year ago!!  Check out a prank call that Elvio recorded on November 8th, 2010.. singing his entire order thru the phone with Salvatore's.  Here's the video that took the clicks that could have been ours:

Comedian John DiCrosta

John will be at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight and tomorrow night.  John is a professional warm-up guy.  What that means is that he does a lot of stand-up for the live crowds in studio for shows like American Idol, Bill Maher, and many sitcoms.  We didn't even realize that a show like Idol would have a warm-up guy.  He told us about that gig.. his job is to do 10 minutes before the show starts.. then he also comes out and does a quick minute or two during commercial breaks.  John is also a professional voice-over guy.  His most notable work was in Transformers 2 where he was a couple of different voices.  When Shia drops a metal shard in the kitchen and it splits off into a thousand different little transformers.. John is all of those voices.  Also, he plays the evil doctor later in the movie.  So cool.  Thank you to Brother John for coming in this morning:

Wease busted again / Madonna's new song

Wease made the exact same mistake.. AGAIN.  He left another bag of cat poop out in the open after forgetting to take it outside.  Doreen flipped out and called and motherhucker'd Wease again.  She claims that it stinks up the whole joint.. but Wease again reminded her that it just flat out doesn't smell that bad because the litter masks the smell and he brought it here to the studio to prove that it wouldn't stink up a whole room and was proven right.  As Wease was telling this story.. we got ahold of Madonna's new song called "Give Me All Your Lovin" featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.   Click here to listen to it.  Wease doesn't like it.

Redneck News followup

A little over a month ago we had a story in Redneck News about a couple of brothers who got into a fight with one of their ex-girlfriend's, her brother, and her father.  The father brought a baseball bat to the fight.  One of the original couple of brothers called in because he was finally in court yesterday and told us that because the father brought the bat.. which once used as a weapon became a deadly weapon.. is the one that the charges landed on and he and his brother got out of any wrongdoing.  It did, however, cost him $1,500 in legal fees because he had to pay his lawyer.  That kinda pissed Wease off because he feels like if he's found innocent of a crime.. he shouldn't owe a penny whatsoever!!  It should be like it never happened.  The brother told us that he works for a school district and so if found guilty he could have lost his job.  Wease changed his mind.. and said that the $1,500 is worth the money if it means keeping your job.

Shannon's letter / Ryann calls in

For the last time.. we went over Shannon the Pauly hater's letter that she wrote about how big of a pussy Pauly is.  Wease and Shannon went over the letter line for line and Pauly asked the rest of the room if they find that offensive or if Pauly is crazy.  Everyone agreed.. the letter is offensive.  Shannon just thinks that Pauly did a shitty job of showing Ryann her first porn.. that he probably showed her something raunchy.  Ryann (Pauly's gf) called in to defend herself and her man.  Shannon told Ryann that she would probably like porn if Pauly would just show her something more chick friendly.  Ryan agreed and said she'd be open to looking at some of that.  We took a few calls on the topic and one caller made the best observation of everyone.  How in the hell did a guy that looks like Pauly land a girl that looks like Ryann?!?!?  Pauly and Ryann:

 
No further bets / Crazybush

This is it.. last call.. where are you laying your dollar bills for the big game?  Wease is going with the Patriots because it turns out that Gronkowski IS playing.  Actually, maybe he'll go with the Giants in honor of Doreen.  He doesn't know yet who he's taking for the actual football bets.  But as far as prop bets go.. he is tempted to put $1,000 on Kelly Clarkson not showing any belly.. but thinks that taking the over on amount of times NBC flashes to Gisele during the game is a lock at just 1/2.  He isn't sure yet.. and probably won't be until the last minute on Sunday.. but as for right now that's how he's feeling.

One last thing.. in honor of all the merkin talk earlier in the day we played "Crazy Bush" by The Doo Wops.   Click here to listen to it. 

Plugs

Wease, Pauly, Billy, and Brooksie will all be at Empire Lanes in Webster tomorrow for our 2nd annual Wease Bowl.  It's free to come bowl with us (food & drink provided.. alcohol available but you have to pay for it).  You can still register last minute by showing up there tomorrow.. we'll be there starting at 2pm.  Other things going on this weekend.. check out Pauly at the Dome at The Monroe County Fairgrounds in Henrietta today 4-6pm for the bargain sales.  Tomorrow morning.. listen to The Billy D'Ettorre and Brother Wease Music Show 10am-noon on 95.1 The Fox.  We'll be back on Monday with all things Super Bowl.. until then.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

Stump the Listener

Scott is up today:

Q1 - Don Cornelius.. the man who gave us “Soul Train”.. died yesterday.  Not the best way to kick off Black History Month.  Cornelius himself hosted “Soul Train” from it’s debut in 1970.. until when?  (A- 1993.. Scott got it right)

Q2 - 79 people are dead today in Egypt after a riot broke out following what?  (A- A soccer game.. Scott used Wease for a lifeline and Wease got it right for him)

Q3 - Lieutenant Governor Bob Duffy was in Rochester earlier this week to speak on behalf of expanding the DNA databank.. a tool used more and more everyday in the fight against crime.  Of course, the DNA databank relies on getting people’s DNA into the system in the first place.  They need to figure out how to get as much DNA data into the system as possible.  What are New York lawmakers trying to make mandatory?  (A- The giving of DNA by everyone convicted of not only a felony but also a misdemeanor.. Scott got it right) 

Q4 - Nikki Minaj’s tour rider wound up online yesterday.  What are 2 of her demands?  (A- 24 bottles of Dasani, 12 cans of Red Bull, 12 bottles of Martinelli’s apple juice with 6 iced and 6 room temp, 24 bottles of Snapple, Egg whites, turkey bacon, white toast, Belgian waffles, 3 buckets of friend chicken with only wings no thighs, and salad.. Scott got it right)

Q5 - A central New York woman says she ran over a 74 year-old man on purpose.. why?  (A- He is termanilly ill and paid her to kill him.. Scott got it wrong)

Scott wins!!

Aquinas vs. Bishop Kearney

John Ditullio and Pauly were both at last night's high school basketball game between Aquinas and Bishop Kearney at The Blue Cross Arena.  Pauly's tickets were given to him by Wease.  Those tickets were given to Wease by Mike Ruff.. who ran last night's event.  They were supposed to be floor seats.. but yet the usher on the floor wouldn't let Pauly onto the floor.. saying his tix were general admission.  Pauly wouldn't normally care.. but had promised his future father-in-law floor seats so now he was embarassed and had to try to do something about it.  Pauly then found Terry the head usher who helped him find Mike Ruff who hooked him up with fantastic seats under the basket.  The game was great.. Kearney went up big in the 1st quarter and then Aquinas came back and wound up ending the game by 7 or 8 points.  A few of the big players were being scouted and have college careers in front of them for sure.  Here's a nice picture of Syracuse Coach Jim Boeheim (purple shirt) and Villanova coach Jay Wright (suit.. facing Boeheim) sitting front row center court conversing during the action last night:

..our own John Ditullio at last night's game along with his producer/co-host Danny:

Soccer riot in Egypt

79.. that's seventy freaking nine people died in a riot after a soccer game in Egypt yesterday.  Here's the thing.. in America.. when a fight breaks out at a game or anything resembling violence at a sporting event it becomes a HUGE deal.  Do you remember the guy that punched another guy in the head at an LA Dodgers vs. SF Giants game?  That was huge NATIONAL news and the guy didn't even die.  It's a whole different world over there.  Wease got political for a moment to say that this is a good example of how stupid it is for us to send our military overseas and try to force our way of life on these other cultures.  It's clear that they live in a different time there.  A riot at a sporting even that kills 79?  Never in America.  We hope.  Here's some video of the tragic events:

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Kodak CEO Antonio Perez holds townhall meeting

-New York State wants to expand the state's DNA databank

-LeRoy superintendent sends a letter to the community

-Kodak wants out of contract with Hollywood's Kodak Theater

It takes a village

In Spain, an entire village won the lottery.. except one guy.  It happened in the Spanish village of Sodeto a few weeks ago. The entire 70-home village cashed in on Spain’s yearly Christmas lottery, known as El Gordo, with the exception of one guy, “Costis Mitsotakis, a Greek filmmaker, who moved to the village for love of a woman,” reports the New York Times. “It did not work out. But he still lives here in a barn he is restoring about half a mile outside the village.”  Click the above link for the full story.. we started talking about the story after story after story that come out all the time about the "one guy" who didn't win the lottery with the group.  Seriously, there's a couple of these a year.  Here's what we've learned.. if you're part of a group that buys tickets.. don't stop buying!!

Street Willie stops in.. Wease offends him

Willie came in this morning because he was so proud to show Brother Wease some pictures that he had taken of him.  You'll remember the 24 hour show when Wease got a few sponsors tattoo'd on himself.. well Willie took pictures of that whole process and had them printed and brought them in to Wease today.  Willie said that this way if anyone asks to see his tats.. he won't have to take off his shirt and can just point them at the photos.  Wease said he thinks its a stupid idea.. he doesn't like the photos.. and he would be embarassed to have pics of his own ink.  Willie's feelings were hurt.. so Jamie and Pauly piled up on Wease for being a douch to Willie.  Doreen also texted him to tell him to apologize.  Wease did what Wease does.. refused to admit that he did anything wrong.  Poor Street Willie:

Wease usually hates hate.. except for this

Jamie called Wease out on something that he did yesterday.. Wease invited Shannon the Pauly hater to sit in on the show on Friday.  Shannon caught our attention after she wrote an e-mail expressing her hate for Pauly.  Wease loved her letter.. thought it was hilarious.. very well written.. and is a big fan of Shannon.  Jamie called Wease out on the fact that normally.. that is 99.9% of the time.. Wease hates hate.  Any bit of hatemail brings out the defensive Brother in the Wease.  For some reason though.. in this situation.. when the hatemail is targeted at Pauly.. Wease loves it.  Jamie wants to know what that's about.  So does Pauly.  Wease says the letter wasn't written out of pure hate for Pauly.  Jamie, Pauly, Billy, Brooksie, and Street Willie all disagree.

Wease's first day on Jenny

It is day #1.. Brother Wease weighed in at 246 pounds yesterday at his appointment and set a goal weight of 210.  Today.. he has all of his food with him.  We think Wease might have a hard time to with one thing.. he LOVES to go out to eat.  Well the good people over at Jenny taught him some stuff.  For example.. today he is going to Rancone's.  He is bringing his Jenny lunch of beef lo mein to the restaurant and is going to give it to the chef to add some veggies to it (which are on the Jenny diet).  Also, Wease loves a glass of wine.  Erin from Jenny taught him to get a half of a glass of wine and then add club soda to it to create more of it.  Good luck Wease!!

Geezers vs. Douchbags

It's the old vs. the young.. here we go:

G to D - Today is Graham Nash's 70th birthday.. what are Stills and Croby's first names?  (A- Steven and David.. the douchbags got it right)

D to G - Who was DJ Tanner's neighbor/best friend on "Full House"?  (A- Kimmy Gibbler.. the geezers got it right)

G to D - Who is married to James Brolin?  This woman is also the star of "Funny Girl".  (A- Barbara Streisand.. the douchbags got it right)

D to G - Tommy Pickles, Chuckie, and these two twins made up the famous foursome on Nickelodeon's hit show Rugrats.  What were the twins names?  (A- Phil and Lil.. the geezers got it wrong)

G to D - Which legendary NFL coach led the same team for 28 years.. coached in 5 Super Bowls, and is famous for wearing a hat?  (A- Tom Landy.. the douchbags got it wrong)

D to G - In Super Mario 3.. which new poer did Mario have that wasn't available in 1 and 2?  (A- He could fly.. the geezers got it wrong)

..Douchbags win!!  Douchbags win!!

Is there a statute of limitations on cheating?

A few weeks ago we had a story about a 99 year-old man who divorced his wife of 77 years after finding out that she had an affair back in the 1940s.  Wease said that for some reason he was thinking about this yesterday for some reason because he started to think that there really oughta be a statute of limitations on cheating.  Not that he's promoting cheating.. but when you've been with someone for that long and you find out that cheated on you 6 decades ago.. could you maybe just let it go?  Sure.. be pissed.. yell.. but stay with the broad.  So what should that statute of limitations be?  Wease says he thinks 10 years sounds about right.  On second thought.. that will just give people the incentive to try extra hard to keep it a secret for a decade.  Damn.  Ok nevermind.  Don't cheat.

The most viewed video on YouTube

Remember how the answer to one of the questions during "Geezers vs. Douchbags" was Barbara Streisand?  Well Pauly bumped with a song called "Barbara Streisand" by Duck Sauce where the only lyrics are the words.. Barbara Streisand.  Jamie looked up the group on YouTube and found a song by them called "Big Bad Wolf" that had millions of hits.  Wease was dumbfounded by how that's possible.  What did "Charlie bit my finger get?"  Over 100 million.  Wease thinks that might be the record holder.  Turns out it's not even close.  With just over 600,000 views.. this is the most viewed video on YouTube:

Plugs

Tomorrow on the show we have all the usual plus film critic Marshall Fine, comedian John DiCrosta, Shannon the Pauly hater in studio, and Emily aka "The Hott Young Squeeze" aka "EJ the DJ" will be sitting in on the show.  Jamie will be off.. he's performing standup in Arizona over the weekend.  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

Stump the Listener

Don is today's contestant:

Q1 - Yesterday was the Florida primary.. the result of over a week of campaigning featuring Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich’s basically just verbally ripping eachother apart.  Rick Santorum and Ron Paul were also part of the race.  You don’t need to know the percentages but can you place the 4 candidates in order from who won to who came in last place?  (A- Mitt Romney 46%, Newt Gingrich 32%, Rick Santorum 13%, and Ron Paul 7%.. Don got it right)

Q2 - McDonald’s has agreed to stop using the controversial additive filler known as “pink slime”.  What is pink slime?  (A- Spare beef trimmings treated with ammonium hydroxide.. Don got it right)

Q3 - Yesterday the Rochester City School District released it’s plans for a new alternative high school in the city.  Can you tell us 2 or 3 things about the idea?  (A- School open 7am-7pm.. cafeteria open all day.. “families of 5”.. 100 students per guidance counselor.. Don got it right) The board will vote on this on February 16th

Q4 - Monday we heard that Nichole Sherzinger and Steve Jones had been dropped from X-Factor.  Yesterday news broke that Paula Abdul has been dropped as well.   Of the 5 main players.. who does that leave?  (A- Simon Cowell and L.A Reid.. Don used Jamie for a lifeline and he got it right for him)

Q5 - AskMen.com has released it’s list of 2012’s “Most Desirable Women”.  Who is #1 on the list?  (A- Sofia Vergara.. Don got it right)  Enjoy:

Don wins!!

An Oscar or a Super Bowl?

We won't over the rest of the list from AskMen's "Most Desirable Women" list.  The rest of the list from 2-10 goes Kate Upton, Rooney Mara, Miranda Kerr, Nicki Minaj, Emma Stone, Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, and Candice Swanepoel.  Wease takes issue with a couple of these women.  Specifically, Nicki Minaj who he says is NOT hott.. unless you're in to a cavernous ass.  Wease also takes issue with Rooney Mara.. who is basically only famous for her role in "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo".  Wease says in that movie she isn't hott at all.  Pauly told Wease that in real life she IS smokin' hott.  Wease made the point that she's only on this list and is only as well known as she is for the role she did in which she plays a not good looking girl.  Here's a non-dragon tattoo picture of Rooney Mara.. definitely hott right?:

Wease is starting Jenny Craig!!

This afternoon.. Brother Wease will be going to the Jenny Craig in the Panorama Plaza in Penfield for his first consultation and to pick up his first load of food along with his menu.  He is then going out to a nice dinner and saying goodbye to his gut.  Then tomorrow morning the new journey begins.. Brother Wease changes his lifestyle.  Wease requested we do not post a "before" photo.  Since when is he shy?

Most disgusting teacher crime yet

A Los Angeles elementary school teacher who allegedly took bondage photos of more than two dozen students in his classroom, including some with suspected semen-filled spoons at their mouths, will make a first appearance before a judge Wednesday morning.  We made a promise to ourselves last year to no longer be shocked at teachers behaving badly stories.  This one though.. shocks us.  Wease made a point to say that after 28 years on the radio.. there are very few stories that he hasn't seen before.  All of the stupid crime we hear about.. isn't shocking after that long of reporting stupid crime.  This though.. has shocked even the Wease.  How does a sick person like this end up a teacher?  Here's the other thing.. he had 30 years on the job!!  Whoooaaaahhhhhowww is that possible?!  Also.. this allegedly went on between the years of 2005 and 2010.  How is it that at no time during those 10 years any student went home and told their parents about something fishy being up at school?  His name is Mark Berndt.. here's the sick bastard's mugshot:

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Plans for alternative high school in Rochester unveiled

-The EPA is doing testing in LeRoy

-Beware: Tax return scams

-Man robbed & shot while brushing off car

Shannon the Pauly hater calls in

Shannon is a listener and wrote us an e-mail yesterday to tell us that she felt Pauly had to be crazy if he believed that his girlfriend had really never seen porn.  She also called Pauly a pussy for being in to the "Twilight" movies.  She said that if she wishes we would get rid of Pauly and just hire a chick with balls to be on the show.  Jamie observed that that's basically what Pauly is.. a chick with balls.  Anyway.. Shannon called in this morning and Wease invited her to come up to the show and sit in for Jamie on Friday.  That way, she can spend the entire show looking at Pauly and making fun of him.  Shannon agreed.. and said that she'd be here and would love the opportunity.  Pauly thanked Wease for inviting the woman who wrote a letter blasting him to come in and sit next to him for 5 hours.  Definitely tune in on Friday.. it will at the least be awkward/interesting.

Wardrobe malfunction.. accident or on purpose?

Today is the 8th anniversary of the day that "wardrobe malfunction" became an official saying.  On this day in 2004, Justin Timberlake pulled Janet Jacksons boob out during the Super Bowl halftime show.  During the malfunction.. he was performing the song "Rock My Body".  In the song are the lyrics " ..gonna have you naked by the end of this song".  Jamie and Pauly both said that they have been under the impression all this time that this was done on purpose and that the accidental malfunction thing was just an excuse.  Wease and Billy believe it truly was an accident.  Billy said that originally.. Justin WAS supposed to rip off Janet's top but there was supposed to be another thing underneath and not just bare nipple.  Neither team.. team Wease/Billy or team Jamie/Pauly were willing to admit they were wrong.  Jamie and Pauly argue the fact that he purposely ripped her top off means it was on purpose.  Wease and Billy concede that.. but say there was never supposed to be nudity and therefore it was an accident:

God bless the broken road

Wease was talking about the Rochester episode of Hoarders that aired on Tuesday night and said that he thought it was interesting that the whole thing started when her husband cheated on her a few years ago.  This was that woman's way of coping.  Wease said that he knows firsthand that getting cheated on can change you.  It really f's you up.  Wease has a story that he can't share for legal reasons.  Pauly agrees.. says he was cheated on once and it was a terrible experience.  Wease asked Pauly if he would tell his story and he talked about when he was in college when his girlfriend cheated on him and he stayed with her and forgave her.  She only ended up cheating on him again.  The entire experience shook Pauly to his core.  One of Wease's favorite revelations that Pauly made was that they were both virgins.  He asked Pauly if she had sex with the guy she cheated on him with.  Pauly said no.. Wease thinks she was probably lying to him.  For the second day in a row we got hit with a barrage of "Pauly is a pussy" e-mail.  Wease said that he appreciates Pauly's honesty and it's things like honest vulnerable moments that set this show apart.  The show ended with Pauly saying that this experience might have been tough for him.. but God bless the broken road.. because if it hadn't been for his past he would have never ended up with his present and his future and that all includes Ryann who he's madly in love with.

Ask Wease

You can ask Wease anything by e-mailing wease@wease.com and he'll pick a few random ones and answer them every Wednesday.  One guy asked him if he has announced yet who he's putting money on in The Super Bowl.  He said he's going Patriots now that he has heard Gronkowski is definitely playing.  As far as prop bets.. Wease is going to bet that Kelly Clarkson does NOT show her belly during her halftime performance.  Another person asked Wease about his buddy who had the open marriage.. did his friend ever tell Wease how he first approached his wife about that one?  Wease said no.. but he thinks you just mention it and if the woman is okay with it you're good to go.. if not then you quickly say "just kidding".  One more question for Wease.. a girl wrote in to say she's got a good job and makes good money but her boyfriend is a musician who doesn't make much money at all and doesn't have a real job.. as for right now she's okay with it but she feels it might eventually ruin the relationship.  Wease said that it all depends on the individual.. Jamie agrees.. being a road comedian.. it takes a special kind of person to date a musician/comedian.

Kate of Pippa?

Kate Middleton is higher than Pippa Middleton on AskMen's "Most Desirable Women" of 2012 and Wease thinks Pippa is hotter.  The rest of us think Kate is hotter.  Not only is she physically hotter.. but she carries with her the fact that she's a freaking Princess or Dutchess or whatever the heck she is!?  Wease says nope.. he'll take Pippa.  What do you think?  Kate left/Pippa right: 

Plugs

Tomorrow on the show we have all the usual stuff plus a brand new episode of "Geezers vs. Douchbags" and comedian John DiCrosta in studio.  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

Donkey Punch

We got into a little debate before we went on the air this morning about whether or not we should play a clip from Jeopardy of a woman thinking that Amy Winehouse sang "Rolling In The Deep" instead of Adele.  Wease, Jamie, and Brooksie berated Pauly for thinking that this clip was worthy of being in our show prep.  Pauly defended himself by saying he only put it in there because he wanted us to get to the "Donkey Punch" clip that made news last week that we never played on our show:

..then Pauly found this graphic online and showed it to Wease and Jamie.  We all started laughing our asses off while trying to decide whether or not we could post this.  We decided to go for it.. Wease said if we go down for posting this image we'll take the show somewhere else:

Stump the Listener

Thomas was today's contestant:

Q1 - Another one of Rochester’s trademark bright spots got national recognition yesterday when Forbes Magazine put it on it’s latest list.  I can’t tell you the name of the list because it’s a dead giveaway.  But, here’s a hint.. The Blanket.  (A- The Strong Museum aka The Museum of Play was #12 on the list of 12 Best Children’s Museums in the U.S.. Thomas got it right)

Q2 - We got our hands on a few Super Bowl commercials that are set to air this Sunday and posted them to wease dot com.  Which of the following is NOT one of the commercials that you can see now at Wease dot com and Sunday during the Super Bowl: a) Jay Leno & Conan O’Brien together in a Doritos commercial.. b) Jerry Seinfeld, The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld, and Jay Leno in an Acura commercial.. or c) Matthew Broderick reprising his Ferris Bueller character in a Honda commercial?  (A- A.. Thomas got it right)  Check them out:

Q3 - Police arrested a 21 year-old Henrietta man on Sunday after catching him in the act of trying to steal what from the Inn on Broadway?  (A- TV.. Thomas got it right)

Q4 - X-Factor WILL be back for a second season this Fall but yesterday announced they would be doing so without 2 of it’s main cast members from this season.. who won’t be back?  (A- Nichole Sherzinger & Steve Jones.. Thomas used Brooksie as a lifeline.. and he got it right for him)

Q5 - According to a new survey by 11mark.com.. what percent of people regularly take their phone to the bathroom with them?  (A- 75%.. Thomas got it right)

Thomas wins!!

Super Bowl prop bets

The prop bets.. that is the bets that have to do with things other than the actual outcome of the game.. have been released for this Sunday.  Wease and Tools went over the list and here are a few of the ones that Wease is considering getting down on:

1. How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?

Over ½ (-150)
Under ½ (+110)

2. Will Kelly Clarkson’s bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?
Yes (only) 3/1

3. How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game?
Over/Under 3½

4. What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?

Yellow 7/4
Orange 9/4
Clear/Water 3/1
Red 11/2
Green 6/1

5. Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?
Teammates 2/1
God 7/2
Owner 7/2
Family 7/1
Coach 12/1
Does Not Thank Anyone 11/1

Redneck News (Courtesy of The Times of Wayne County)

-Newark Village Police reported the arrest on Monday (1/23) of Vance A. Keeling, age 43, and Edward M. Potanov­ich, age 30, both resid­ing in Newark.  It is al­leged the two men helped a Ella Ham­mond, age 30, of Newark in the bur­glary of a small safe hidden in a closet that contained $6600 in cash. The safewas taken from Hammond’s grandmoth­er. Ella was supposed to be watching her grandmother’s house while she was out of town.  Police indicated that the thieves broke a window to make it look like a burglary, but had smashed the window out from the inside.

-On Saturday (1/21), Wayne County Emergency Dispatch 911 received a tele­phone call from an individual identifying himself as Jason Ouellette,age 32, of  Wolcott.  In the telephone call, Mr. Ouellette told the dispatcher he was in route to a Water Street residence in the Village of Lyons and it was his intention to drag out an individual who resided at that location and “ beat the crap out of him”.  Here's his mugshot:

-Newark Village Police reported the arrest on Wednesday (1/25) at 1:39 a.m. ofPatrick Knepp, age 44, of Newark.  According to police, Knepp de­mandeda cigarette from his wife and when she would not comply,allegedly unzipped his pants and urinat­ed on the head and face of the woman.  Check out the mug:

-Court security had an incident on Thursday at the County Court when Gregory Watkins,age 26, re­ceiveda 15 year sentence in state prison af­ter plead­ing guilty to Bur­glary and Assault charges . Upon hearing the sen­tence , Watkinsreportedly spit in the face of his attorney. Order was restored as Watkins, age 26, was lead away for his new life adventure.  Here's his mugshot:

Free Gussie!!

Our girl Gussie has been in a nursing home now for a few months but called us this morning to tell us that she's being held hostage.  She says that the only way you can leave there is if you have someone to accompany you.. like a bodyguard Gussie says.  She wants the freedome to go out on her own.  She says that she wants to be able to go out and look for a place to live.  Jamie suggested that Wease might have a little bit of extra room in his house.. Wease gave Jamie the "shut up now" look.  Gussie told us to hold on for a second.. we then heard her yelling at someone in the background.  Wease asked who she was yelling at and she said someone had just shown up to give her a bath.  Wease asked to talk to the guy in charge of bathing her.  We talked to the guy and felt SO bad for him.  Think about it.. when we hang up from this phone call.. we get to do a radio show.. this guy has to give Gussie a bath!!

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-The superintendent of LeRoy Junior-Senior High School says "school is safe"

-Son accused of brutally beating elderly mother

-Minimum wage in New York may be raised from $7.25 to $8.50

-Women's professional soccer suspends 2012 season.. Western New York Flash looking for new league

Pauly shows his girlfriend her first porn

Over the weekend.. Pauly and Ryann watched Blue Valentine with Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams.  In the movie there are a couple of pretty graphic sex scenes.. but still.. nothing more than rated R.  Ryann asked Pauly if this is what porn is like.  Pauly then realized that she had never seen a porn!!  So he popped a DVD in and showed her it.. Ryann's reaction was the same as you might have if a dinosaur were to walk down Main Street dressed in a tuxedo.  She was shocked and disgusted.  After Pauly told the story we got an e-mail from someone saying that there is no way Pauly's girlfriend had really never seen a porn.  Wease and Jamie think she's probably lying too.  Wease called his 22 year-old daughter Abbie to ask if she has ever seen it and she says yes she has seen it.. indeed it would probably be almost impossible to completely avoid it.  Pauly called Ryan off the air and she admitted that she had once seen a porn.. when she was in the 9th grade she looked at it as a joke for 30 seconds but it doesn't count because she just started laughing and ran out of the room.

What Doreen did to get back at Wease

Do you remember at the end of yesterday's show when Wease and Doreen got in a fight and Doreen told us that she had done something to get back at Wease with.. but wasn't going to say.  Well today we found out that what she had done was take the bag of cat poop that Wease hadn't thrown away and that made the entire basement stink.. and put it under his driver's seat!!  Her plan was to show him that a stinky living area isn't pleasant.  Wease didn't smell a thing.. so Doreen told him about it last night.  Wease decided to use the bag of cat poop to prove Doreen wrong.  He brought it into the studio today but didn't tell anyone else.  About 3 hours into the show.. Wease asked Jamie and Pauly if they smelled anything and when the said no he said "Ha!!  I got you Doreen!!  You can't even smell it!!".  Wease.. with a bag of cat poop:

Globetrotter Firefly Fisher in studio

The Harlem Globetrotters are in town this Saturday at The Blue Cross Arena at 2pm and one of the 'trotters was nice enough to stop in and spend some time with us this morning.  Firefly Fisher is known for his long shots.  He's a 3 point master.. he once went 6 for 6 in a college game when he played at Sienna.  He told us that this year the Globetrotters have both a 7'8" guy named "Tiny" and a 5'2" guy.  They are both the tallest and the shortest Globetrotters ever.  By the way.. they won't be playing the Washington Generals.. they'll be playing a different team put together special for this game.  Thank you to Brother Fisher for coming in this morning:

Human vs. Dog.. who would win in a fight?

We were talking about the story of a 21 year-old from Henrietta who tried to steal a tv from The Broadway Inn in downtown Rochester.  The cops busted him.. and the officer who ended up tracking him down ended up being a K9 unit officer.  The officers dog took a chunk out of the thief and he had to be treated at a hospital.  So we started speculating on whether or not we could beat up a dog if we had to.  Here's the scenario.. you are cornered by a vicious dog and it is coming after you.. the only option you have is to fight off the dog.  So could you win that fight or not?  Wease and Pauly think that yes.. in a fight for your life you could beat up a dog.  Jamie thinks he'd be dead beat.  We took a couple of calls from listeners who have had to defend themselves against dogs and have taken quite a beating.. scratches and bit marks.. but were able to ultimately win the fight.

Comedian Artie Fletcher calls in

Artie is an old friend of Wease's and called in this morning to promote his new book (below) called "Comedy On The Road".  Artie told us a story about having visited the Mancow Show in Chicago while wearing a Wease t-shirt.  When Mancow motherhuckered him.. he told him that Wease is his favorite.  Wease loves that.  Artie used to warm up the crowd before Regis & Kathy Lee back in the day and so he got a glowing endorsement from Regis on the cover of this book.  Artie lives in Florida now.. and told us about the book tour he's on right now and how proud he is that Barnes & Nobles agreed to sell his book.  Thank you to Brother Artie for coming in this morning: 

Dawlg Lady

Dotty the Dog Lady brought Tater the dog in for our Pet of the Week segment brought to you by Fido's Canine Boutique in Pittsford.  Tater is available for adoption thru Lollypop Farm.  Dawlg Lady told us a story about Trudy.. last week's dog.  You'll remember that that dog pee'd on the counter here in the studio.  After the show.. the dog pee'd in Dog Lady's car and actually in to the subwoofer in her car!!  She brought the car to the dealer to see if they could replace it for her and they were able to for a pretty penny.  Thank you to Dawlg Lady and Tater for coming in this morning:

Plugs

We're going bowling this weekend!!  If you're free.. it'll be this Saturday at 2pm at Empire Lanes in Webster.  By the way.. it's FREE and will include food.  Click here for more information.  Tomorrow on the show we have all the usual stuff plus Theme Bump Wednesday, Ask Wease, and much much more.  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!! 

Stump the Listener

Randall is today's contestant:

Q1 - The mystery illness in LeRoy is really getting a lot of national attention now with segments on The Today Show and Dr. Drew and now renown environmental activist Erin Brokovich has even got involved.  Over the weekend.. a team sent by Brokovich arrived in LeRoy to begin collecting samples.  They ran in to one major roadblock.. what was it?  (A- They weren’t allowed on school grounds at first.. and once they were they weren’t allowed to take any samples.. Randall got it wrong)

Q2 - Brokovich’s team is very interested in one particular site other than the school grounds.  It’s a story that made big news back in 1970.  What happened in LeRoy in 1970?  (A- A train derailed and spilled chemicals.. Randall got it wrong)

Q3 - With The Super Bowl now less than a week away.. it’s time to break this thing down to what’s really important.  AshleyMadison.com did a survey and asked women who they’d rather bang.  Tom Brady or Eli Manning.  What were the results of this survey?  (A- Eli wins with 54%.. Randall got it right)

Q4 - A woman in Florida called 911 six times in one day last week.  Why?  (A- Cigarettes.. Randall got it right)

Q5 - A team of scientists at Wake Forest Medical  just published a study.  They did research to find out which part of your body feels best to scratch.  What did they find?  (A- Your ankle feels best to scratch.. Randall got it right)

Randall started off 0 for 2.. and ended up a winner!!

Did Syracuse deserve that win?

We welcomed Tools in studio but to be honest.. this morning none of the major sports have much of anything to offer.  Yesterday was the NHL all-star game.. other than thinking the way they pick teams is cool (team captains do a draft).  We wonder what it would be like to be the LAST guy drafted?  A caller told us the last guy drafted wins a car.  Damn, how bad would it suck to be the 2nd to last guy drafted?  Moving on.. the Pro Bowl was a snooze fest.  No one was playing hard at all.. they were all kinda screwing around.. and they might as well be playing flag football.  Here's one thing that did spark our interested from the weekend.. Syracuse won and remained #1 over West Virginia but it wasn't without controversy.  West Virginia had a shot that was blocked at the end of the game that would have tied it up and at least prolonged the game.  We all agree that this was a goaltend.. but being Orange fans.. we'll take the W: 

The girls in LeRoy

Erin Brokovich's team arrived in LeRoyover the weekend and were stonewalled by the superintendent of schools there who would not allow them on the grounds until the school's lawyer showed up.  Once the lawyer showed up, they were allowed on the grounds but not allowed to take any samples.  That has now made us all very suspicious.  Why wouldn't the schools want to do everything possible to find out what is going on here?  Jamie said that he was up last night unable to sleep because he was thinking about this story.  It really has gotten a LOT of attention.. nationally as well as locally.  The Today Show and Dr. Drew have done segments on it.  Some are saying that they feel the media is at fault for not concentrating on the diagnosis that was given a few weeks ago.  The diagnosis was for Conversion Disorder which is defined as " ..a condition in which a person has blindness, paralysis, or other nervous system (neurologic) symptoms that cannot be explained by medical evaluation." according to The U.S National Library of Medicine.  How's that for a diagnosis?  It actually has "unexplained" in the diagnosis.  We can't blame the parents for wanting more answers!!  We took calls on the subject.. the community is clearly fired up over this and wants answers.

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Elderly woman allegedly assaulted during robbery

-Rochester is moving forward with plans for "La Marketa"

-Senator Schumer pushes for drugged driving crackdown

-Erin Brokovich's team is in LeRoy gathering soil samples

Fun with audio

We started the segment off with a group of local newspeople from California who lost it while doing a story about a cockfighting ring arrest.   Click here to listen to it.  It's pretty funny.  Moving from funny to fascinating.. we found this video of a girl who can take any word you throw at her and spit it back out at your backwords.  That's pretty damn cool.  Jamie wonders if that is something that is learned or something that you can just naturally do?  Check it out:

WTF is that on Christina Aguilera's leg??

ahhhhhhhhhh ewwwwwwwwwww what the hell is that!?!?  Christina Aguilera performed over the weekend at Etta James' funeral and she sang "At Last" and it was great.  But.. and this is a big but.. there was something very distracting about her performance.  While on stage.. SOMETHING STARTED DRIPPING DOWN CHRISTINA'S LEG!!  We went into a debate about what it could be.  There are 2 theories that seem believable.  It is either a) spray tan or b) period blood.  If it turns out to be the latter.. Christina may never get to live this one down.  Of course, her people are probably never going to admit it if it's blood.. but damn that looks suspicious:

Voicemail

Once or twice a week we like to go thru the voicemail and play a few of our favorites on the air.  If you don't already know.. the call-in number is (585)222-9500 and between 6am-11am that number will put you in direct contact with Wease.  After 11am and up until we come back the next weekday at 6am.. that number goes to voicemail and you can leave us any type of message you want.  We started with a guy who said that he want to Rookie's in Pittsford based on our recommendation and loved it.  Another voicemail was a woman sharing her recipe for Rice Krispie treats.. she said to do a thin layer and then put ice cream on it and then another thin layer on top of that.  Finally, we got to a guy who says that he got arrested once with a flashlight on the beach in Florida.  The guy said that he wound up with a $2,500 fine for flashing his flashlight at a turtle!!  Wease says that might be the most embarassing thing you might ever have to respond to the question "what are you in for" with.

Amanda Cantie in studio

Victor and Troy are the founders, editors, and producers of Subculture Magazine and we wanted to bring them in studio because it's a brand new local thing that we think is just the coolest.  It's going to be bi-monthly.. and will feature local artists and will always center around the world of ink.  Amanda Cantie came along with Victor and Troy because she is the cover girl on the premiere issue.  In the issue.. Amanda is naked and showing off all of her tattoos.  Wease's absolute favorite is that she has a heart.. not a Valentine's Day heart.. but a real actual human heart just over her left boob which is where her heart would be.  The human heart has stitching on it.. Amanda told us that it's a broken heart.  Amanda moved to Vegas a few years ago and just moved back to Rochester.  Wease guesses that she moved back to Vegas because she and the dude broke up.  She claims not.  Thank you to Victor, Troy, and Amanda for coming in this morning:

..here's the cover of the mag with a very hott and very naked Amanda Cantie:

Motherhuckering Doreen

Wease got a text message from Doreen asking him to mention on the air that a neighbor had lost their dog.  Wease said that he would like for us to call Doreen on the air and motherhucker her for wanting him to do something like that.. which would result in such bad radio.  So we called.. and Doreen started off on fire.  She answered the phone with "YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!".  Doreen explained that tomorrow at 2:30pm Wease is due at Sammy's school to meet with the principal and guidance counselor because Sammy's grades are slipping and Wease isn't helping Doreen at home when it comes to getting Sammy to do his homework and to bed on time.  Doreen was PISSED.  She even started crying at one point while yelling at Wease that he needs to be a better husband and father.  Apparently, Doreen is extremely mad at last night in particular because he came home at midnight from poker and Sammy was still up.. in his bedroom.. watching tv without his homework done.  Instead of telling Sammy to turn off that tv.. do his homework.. and go to bed.. Wease just kinda hung out with him and told him about his night at the poker table.  Doreen hates that.. she just wants him to be a better father.

Plugs

Jamie will be at Hooligan's in Webster tonight at 9pm for sports trivia.  Tools will be at TC Hooligan's in Greece at 9pm with the same deal.  Tomorrow on the show we have all the usual stuff plus Redneck News, comedian Artie Fletcher, plus much much more.  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

Today is one big party

Today is our going away party for Elvio.  He's filling in for Jamie today but it will be his last time filling in with us for months as he leaves next week for his tour with Chris Daughtry.  We're gonna do cake, wine, and champagne this morning in a celebration to wish our friend "Good Luck".  Thank you Elvio.. for once again being the best damn pinch hitter in Rochester and fillin in for Jamie this morning:

Stump the Listener

Tim is today's contestant:

Q1 - Last night, The Rochester City School District Board of Education voted to put condoms in public high schools.  There are 7 members of the school board.  What were the results of the vote?  (A- 4 to 3 in favor.. Tim used a lifeline.. and Wease got it right for him)

Q2 - The common misconception is that condoms are going to be readily available to students.  Wease yesterday used the example of condoms in a bowl sitting on a counter somewhere.  That’s not the case.  In order for a student to have access to condoms they must do 2 things before they can go to the nurse’s office and ask for one.  One is take a health class.  The other is what?  (A- Meet with a counselor.. Tim got it wrong)

Q3 - Staying with local stuff for one more question here a 20 year old man from Brockport was arrested yesterday just after 3am.  Raheem Tyndell allegedly broke into a home on Cloverwood Drive.  The police had very little trouble tracking down and arresting Raheem.. why?  (A- They just followed the footprints in the snow.. Time got it wrong)  Our favorite part of the story is Raheem's mugshot.. the kid has quite the nose:

Q4 - At the young age of 60.. actor Robert Hegyes died yesterday of an apparent heart attack.  He is most famous for his role as Juan Epstein in what popular 70s TV series?  (A- “Welcome Back Kotter”.. Tim got it wrong)

Q5 - A man in Iowa just turned in the winning lottery ticket for a $16.5 million jackpot but lottery official are hesitating before awarding him the prize.  Why?  (A- He waited until 2 hours before the deadline.. claimed he was claiming in on behalf of an investment trust he works for.. but misspelled the name of that trust.. Tim didn't even get a chance to answer it)

Tim was kind of a bust

Nike's chairman defends Joe Paterno

At Joe Paterno's memorial yesterday in State College, Pennsylvania.. the Chairman of Nike.. Phil Knight..   defended Joe Paterno while bashing the higher-ups at Penn State for the entire child sex abuse scandal.  Wease doesn't know Phil Knight.. and asked Tools why his opinion is such a big deal (to be clear.. Wease completely agrees with the opinion... just doesn't understand why Phil Knight's opinion is such a big deal).  Tools said that Phil Knight is HUGE.. and any good sports fan knows who he is.  Wease bets Tools he is wrong.. and does an informal in studio poll.  Elvio, Pauly, and Brooksie did NOT know who Phil Knight was before today.  Billy did.. but then again Billy knows everything.  Phil Knight.. addressing the 12,000 in attendance yesterday at Paterno's memorial:

Film critic Marshall Fine (Click here for Marsh's review site)

-Man on a Ledge - Sam Worthington climbs onto the ledge of a New York high rise to commit suicide after escaping from prison . . . but it's just a ploy to distract the police so his brother can prove he's innocent. Jamie Bell from "Billy Elliott" plays his brother, Elizabeth Banks is the police negotiator trying to get him off the ledge, and Ed Harris is the guy who framed him.

-The Grey - Liam Neeson's plane crashes in the Alaskan wilderness, a pack of wolves attacks the survivors, and he has to lead everyone back to civilization.. with the wolves hunting them.  It looks pretty intense.. especially the scene where he wraps his hands in broken glass to attack a wolf with just a knife and his bare hands.

-One For The Money - Katherine Heigl is Stephanie Plum, the female bounty hunter from Janet Evanovich's 18-book mystery series . . . the one where each book in the series has a corny title with the number in it:  "One for the Money", "Two for the Dough", "Three to Get Deadly", etc.  She goes from unemployed lingerie salesgirl to bails bondswoman, then uses her rookie skills to go after a $50,000 bounty on her old high school boyfriend.  "Terra Nova's" Jason O'Mara is the fugitive ex-boyfriend, and Sherri Shepherd from "The View" is the chubby hooker helping Stephanie track him down.  Heigl looks super hott in this movie.. and Wease can't wait to see it:

Bruce contest - Wease & Pauly fight

We are going to be bumping with Bruce all day today and at the end of the day.. we'll reward someone who can produce the full list of bump songs today with a pair of tix to see The Boss in Buffalo, NY.  Wease said we'd take the first caller.  Pauly said he thought they should do something more like taking caller 95.  Wease said no way.. he said he doesn't do that corny kinda stuff.  Wease said he has never been involved in any corny contest like that.  Pauly reminded him of the time that he was involved at his old station in which they did something with 965 people.  Wease said he was against it from the smart.  Billy suggested we do it with caller #20 and Wease loved it.  Pauly got pissed and wanted to know what the difference between caller 95 and caller 20 is?  Wease said 75.

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Rochester woman charged in $45 million tax refund scheme

-8 year-old dragged by bus.. more details are coming out

-People jump from 2nd story of burning home in Rochester

-Rochester School Board votes to make condoms available in schools

Guy Torre in studio

Guy is in town tonight and tomorrow night at The Comedy Club in Webster.  Guy was in "American History X" and was also on "Shaq's All-Star Comedy: The Roast of Emmit Smith".  Guy complimented us on the fight that he heard us in before he came into the studio.. saying it was funny radio and that he loves a nice dysfunctional family.  Wease told Guy that he loved him on that Emmit Smith roast.  Guy said that he loved it but made an enemy out of Jason Kidd.  Jason had a young son at the time.. and Guy observed his head to be.. bigger than the average little kid.  So Guy made the joke that Jason's son was the original model for the bobble head.  Kidd now hates him.  Guy then told us about his role on "American History X".  He told us that the director was a "method director" and that he hired real skin heads to be on the set.  That was tough for Guy.. who is a black guy.  On the set.. he got into a discussion with one of the skinheads about the definition of the 'n' word.  The skinhead told him that an 'n' word is someone who doesn't work and should go back where they came from.  Guy told the skinhead that describes a lot of people.. not just blacks.  Guy is sitting in for the rest of the morning:

More with Guy Torre

Guy is an early favorite for next year's Wease Show Urine Review for best guest male 2012.  Guy tore it up with us.  He told us about his first couple of movies.  He was in a movie called "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood" which he actually had to PAY to get in.  Here's how it worked.. he had to buy a membership to the union to be a working actor which cost $1,000.. meanwhile he only got paid $500 for the gig.  Guy's performance in that movie was good.. but many people told him that his teeth were too distracting.  Guy admits.. they weren't in good shape.  In fact.. on one of his teeth was a sign that read Next Tooth 1 Mile ->.  Then, Guy landed "American History X" and after the teeth made him look bad in that one too he finally spend the dough and went and got them fixed.  He said it has made a world of difference in his career.. and with the ladies.

How to get ho's / Lakers & Clippers

Wease asked Guy if he gets women just based on being famous.  Guy admitted that it happens.. and that it can be great.. or annoying.  Here's the problem.. it's not always the chick that is a 10 that is looking for his "centimeter peter" (he calls it that because Wease asked him if the stereotype is true.. does he have a big schlong?).  Guy told us that he's a group of guys who have season tickets to the Lakers AND the Clippers.  We asked him what it's like to go to a Lakers game.  He told us that it's like attending an A list event.. whereas a Clippers game is like a high school basketball game.  He said that now that the Clippers are getting better it's STARTING to become more of a Hollywood event.  Guy said that Anita Mann (I need a man) is there all the time at the Lakers games.  High quality wanna be actress 10 out of 10 women.  At Clippers games.. it's Anita Blackmann who shows up all the time hahaha.

Boxing is dead / Boston sucks

Someone made a joke about Mike Tyson.. and that lead us down the road of how sad it is that no one is interested in boxing anymore.  The only thing that COULD bring back some interest.. would be if Floyd fought Manny.. which doesn't look like it's gonna happen.  Wease says it's funny.. but a shame that boxing is dead.  Tyson is really the last person to bring a mainstream interest to the sport.  Talking sports.. Boston Scott (a regular listener) e-mailed to say he hates Guy (kidding) because he LOVES the Lakers and hates all things Boston.  Scott says he can't stand the anti-Boston sentiment of the show right now.  Guy said he hates Boston so much.. he won't wear green, he won't use cash (debit cards only), he won't even go green.  As a matter of fact.. the lights, water, and heat are all on at his home right now and he won't be home till Sunday!!  Wease asked Guy.. who claims to be in to every sport INCLUDING the WNBA.. if he has ever gotten wood from a WNBA player.  He said yes.. wouldn't give us any names.. but also told us that he has banged a few.  Guy told us that he's divorced.. we wondered what his wife looks like.. turns out she's smoking hott:

Super Bowl stuff

Guy told us that he's going to be in a Super Bowl commerical.  Look for it.. it's supposed to air just before the halftime show.  It's an NFL.com commercial featuring Guy as a guy who just won a ton of money from fantasy football.  It's getting to the point that we are starting to see commercials.. for commercials.  Just today, they released a video of Matthew Broderick reprising his role as Ferris Bueller in an ad that doesn't even reveal who the ad is for.  It's a teaser for a commercial.. kinda cool.. check it out:

A toast to Elvio

Our friend, brother, and team member Elvio Fernandes is hitting the road next week with Daughtry.  Today is our last day with him sitting in for a long time.  We'll call him and check in from time to time.. but as for today.. we found it appropriate to send him off with a toast.  Wease said a few nice words.. and we all downed some champagne to our favorite Geeze:

Plugs

We'd like to thank and wish good luck to Elvio Fernandes who leaves next week to tour with Daughtry.  We'll be calling him from time to time on the air to check in with him.  Check out Guy Torre tonight/tomorrow night at The Comedy Club in Webster.  Check out the Billy D'Ettorre and Brother Wease Music Show tomorrow morning 10am-noon on 95.1 The Fox.  Next week We'll be back Monday morning.. until then it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

Wease forgets the password

Wease showed up here this morning and pulled his car up to the garage door here at the building where we work and then it happened.. he completely blanked on the code to get in.  He tried a few times.. and realized he had just completely forgotten.  So he parked on the street.. and didn't feed the meter.  He told us he doesn't think he'll get a ticket.  We all think he needs to give Brooksie the keys to move his car or give Brooksie money to go down and feed the meter a few times throughout the morning because RPD can be dicks about parking tickets.  Wease says he won't feed the meter.. won't move the car.. will leave it there until the end of the show.. and bet Pauly $10 he won't get a ticket.

Stump the Listener

Mike is up today:

Q1 - During Tuesday night’s State of the Union address.. President Obama was keeping a bit of a secret from the public.  He tipped his hand a bit when.. after the address.. he approached the Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and said “Good job tonight”.  That, of course, sent the media into a frenzy and then yesterday it was found out what he was talking about.  The President had gotten word just before going out to give the State of the Union that what had happened?  (A- Seal Team Six had rescued two hostages from Somali Pirates.. Mike got it right)

Q2 - According to a story in our show prep this morning Super Bowl tickets are going for anywhere between $2,300 on the low end (nosebleeds).. to $______ for prime seating?  (A- $15,000.. Mike got it right)

Q3 - Too lazy to get your ass up and go to the store to buy a lottery ticket?  No problem.. New York lawmakers and Governor Cuomo are reportedly making a push for what?  (A- Online purchase of lottery tickets.. Mike got it right)

Q4 - The popular game show Wheel of Fortune has been around since 1975 and it has been hosted by Pat Sajak since 1981.  In an interview yesterday, Sajak revealed that in the early days of hosting.. and he insists he and Vanna don’t do this anymore.. during breaks.. he and Vanna used to do what?  (A- Drink.. Mike used a lifeline.. and Brooksie got it right for him)

Q5 - Will there be a Hangover 3?  Maybe.  The 3 stars are up for it but are demanding a pretty big payday.  How much do they want?  (A $15 million each.. Mike got it right)

..Mike wins!!

"Good Guy With An Asterisk"

Tools came in studio and Wease asked him that now that it's all said and done and Joe Paterno has been buried.. is Joe Paterno gonna go down in history as a good guy or a bad guy?  The answer.. according to Tools.. is is that he'll go down as a good guy with an asterisk.  *Good Guy.  Tools said that when you weigh everything.. the football, the philanthropy, and the legend.. you're gonna find the scale tipped in the direction of "Good Guy".  Unfortunately, Tools admits that JoePa will probably never shed that asterisk. 

Before Tools left us.. Wease asked him what he thinks of the Syracuse Orangemen switching to gray jerseys.  Tools cleared everything up and said that it's a special Nike promotion called the "platinum series" and that they are only gonna wear the gray jerseys one time.  The Orangemen are still the Orangemen.  But in case you're interested.. here is what they're gonna look like:

The teacher on the roof calls in

Paul Valenti is all over the news this morning.  He's the Webster Schroeder teacher who is living on the roof of the school in an effort to raise money for Mount Hope.  He's doing 48 hours up there.  Pauly has been there all night and we spoke to him around 7am this morning and he told us that kids just started showing up and he waves at them as he comes in.  You can go there and donate.. he'll drop a bucket down and you can throw money in it.  He says that it's colder this year than it was last year (last year was his first year doing it) but there is less snow.  Thank you to Brother Valenti for calling in this morning: 

Bruce Springsteen in 7 seconds

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.. we have your chance to win tickets before you can buy them to see Bruce Springsteen in Buffalo on April 13th.  Yesterday, we gave the tickets away thru our weekly "Theme Bump Wednesday" contest.  Tomorrow.. we'll have something else.  Today.. we played our "Bruce in 7" contest.  The way that works is that we create a 7 second long montage of 7 Bruce Springsteen songs (1 second each) and play it once per segment all morning.   Click here if you'd like to listen to it and try to play along.  We have a winner already so don't bother calling in.  The answer key is:

1) Thunder Road

2) Glory Days

3) Blinded By The Light

4) Pink Cadillac

5) Born To Run

6) Born In The USA

7) Badlands

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-8 year-old Livingston County girl dragged by school bus

-Online lottery might be coming to New York State

-Canandaigua woman leaves 15 month old at home.. drives drunk.. spits on cops

-RCSD's Superintendent wants longer school days/year

10 sports rules that should exist in real life

We love this.. it is F'ing hilarious.  This is a list of things that exist in sports that we wish existed in real life:

1) Disabled list (ok, so this kinda exists already, it's called a sick day)

2) Instant Replay (Yes.. THIS would be great.. how often do you wish in real life you could go back and see that again.. sure, sometimes it would bite you in the ass.. but other times it would save your ass)

3) Trades (Would you trade your best buddy for a hott chick to enter into your circle?  Would Wease trade Billy for 2 new poker buddies?)

4) Free Agency (We think this kinda sorta does already exist.. anyone who isn't under contract at their current job.. which is most people.. is a free agent right?)

5) Agents (Someone to go into the boss' office and negotiate on our behalf.. that would be great!!)

6) Referees (Yes!  Have a disagreement with a co-worker?  Let's go to the ref)

7) Challenging the play (Disagree with something?  Challenge it)

8) Strength & Conditioning Coaches (Trainers do exist.. you can hire them)

9) Bench Clearing Brawls (It would make some workdays pretty fun)

10) Hall of Fame (Love it)

Wease Show pic from the mid 90s

This is so cool.. Wease found this old picture in his archives somewhere.. you can see Wease bottom right and Bill upper left.  The rest of the crew is from the old days of The Wease Show.  It's a great classic photo from we're guessing 1994:

Local news stuff

There are 3 big stories in town today that have us talking.  The first is the news that the UofR are going to be allowing their employees who are in domestic partnerships to have benefits.. meaning it's no longer a requirment to be married.  Lonsberry did a rant yesterday about this being wrong because it promotes "shacking up".. Wease says that's stupid.. it's promoting health is what it's promoting.. nothing that keeps people healthy can be wrong.  Then we moved on to the story that the State of New York is gonna start selling lottery tickets online.  Wease agrees it's b.s that the government gets to profit from gambling while a poker game is illegal.. still.. he'll probably become a habitual lotter player now that it'll be easier for him to buy tickets.  Moving right along.. what do you think of the 8 year-old who was dragged 900 feet after her backpack got caught in the door and the driver didn't notice.  That's the length of 3 football fields.. and Wease can't figure out how the driver didn't notice.  Finally, our terrible mother of the week is Vanessa Rosa.. who got drunk.. left her 15 month old at home.. and went driving.  She then spit on the cops when they tried to arrest her.  Here's Vanessa Rosa's mugshot:   

Popular stuff you hate

Adele's album "21" is still the #1 album in the country.. and it has now been at that #1 spot longer than any album in the last 18 years.  Pauly somehow doesn't like Adele.  Wease was ready to come across his console and slap him silly.  This brought us to the question.. what is the thing that EVERYONE loves.. but you can't stand?  For Pauly, it's Adele.  Jamie says it's "Dancing With The Stars".  Wease has a list a million miles long of things everyone likes that he doesn't.  Billy says he hates the movie "The Naturalist".  We took calls and people told us what they don't like.  Some of the funny ones are Kings of Leon, sitcoms, pizza, Justin Bieber, etc.

Geezers vs. Douchbags

It's another episode of the old vs. the young.. here we go:

G to D -In Star Wars.. who was R2D2's mechanical gold-plated sidekick?  (A- C-3PO.. the douchbags got it wrong)

D to G - Last year.. the application/game Angry Birds became so popular that it even inspired a clothing line.  There are 3 different Angry Birds games.  One is just regular Angry Birds.  What are the other two?  (A- Seasons and Rio.. the geezers got Rio.. half a point)

G to D - Which tv pitchman was famous for saying "Laides, please don't squeeze the Charmin"?  (A- Mr. Whipple.. the douchbags got it wrong)

D to G - Yesterday, the pop singer Rihanna Tweeted out a picture of a new tattoo she just got that goes across her fingers that says “Thug Life”.  It’s an ode to a very popular artist from the 1990s.  Who is it?  (A- 2Pac.. the geezers got it right)

G to D - What was the name of the toy/game that kids used to have that featured The Red Rocker vs. The Blue Bomber?  (A- Rock 'Em Sock 'Em.. the douchbags got it wrong)

D to G - What is Pinterest?  Interest with a P.  HINT – It’s a website (A- It’s a home décor social network for women.. or men.. the geezers got it wrong)

..Geezers win.. again

Blacklight tattoo

During Geezers vs. Douchbags.. the subject of Rihanna's tattoo came up and Wease said that he saw the picture and thought the tat looked terrible.  Someone called in to tell us that it's a blacklight tattoo.  That means that it will ONLY show up in the blacklight.  You won't even be able to tell that it's there if you see her in the regular daylight.  It's not everyday that you teach a guy who owns a tattoo parlor (Wesae) something new about tattoos.  Wease says that Physical Graffiti doesn't do blacklight tatoos.. but he's gonna look into it.. especially because he thinks that now it might become the next big thing:

Donuts / Super Bowl tickets

Wease promised to bring in some of Doreen's famous Rice Krispie Treats.  This turned into a discussion of cereal and breakfast foods.  What's your favorite?  Wease says that he loves cereal.. but nothing beats a good donut.  Doreen said something to Wease the other day that he wants to bust her on now because he doesn't believe what she said.  Doreen told Wease that strawberry donuts are the most popular.  We called Dunkin' Donuts and the manager told us that strawberry is actually 3rd.  First is the glazed donut.  Second is the Boston Cream.  While we were talking about donuts.. Wease's relative who is a ticket broker texted him which prompted him to ask about the Super Bowl prices.  Are people really getting $15,000??  The answer is that as of right now.. YES.. those are the real numbers.  Parking is going for between $110 and $275.  Rob Rissone, who Wease used to work with, called in to remind Wease that he once won Super Bowl tickets and a trip to Miami, Florida (where it was being held that year).  Wease convinced him to keep the trip.. but sell the tickets.  He did.. for $5,000.. and ended up with a free trip to Miami that he actually profitted off of. 

Plugs

Tomorrow on the show Elvio Fernandes will be filling in for a traveling Jamie Lissow.  It will be Elvio's last time with us for a long time because he leaves next week for his tour with Daughtry!!  Also on the show tomorrow.. actor/comedian Guy Torre in studio, film critic Marshall Fine, plus much much more.  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!

The best pinch hitter in radio history?

Jamie was up all night sick last night and wanted to come in but at the last minute let us know that he'd rather not spread germs.  We called Elvio who continued his perfect record as our official Wease Show pinch hitter.  Elvio came in and we're happy to have him here this morning.  He will be touring this spring/summer with Daughtry and leaves for rehearsals next week so this is the 2nd to last time we'll get to talk to him before the tour (Elvio is also doing the show Friday.. filling in for Jamie who has a scheduled vacation day).  Thank you to Elvio for spending his morning with us:

Stump the Listener

Mike was up today:

Q1 - A big bust went down in Rochester, Penfield, Brighton, and Henrietta yesterday.  Xianhua Lie, Guang Ping Sun, and Guang Hua Sun were arrested in connection with what?  (A- A prostitution ring.. Mike got it right)

Q2 - Ready or not.. you have no choice.. Facebook is changing your profile to include what?  (A- Your timeline.. Mike got it right)  You will have 7 days to edit it before it goes public

Q3 - Last night was President Obama’s State of the Union Address which you couldn’t have missed because it was on every freaking channel.  During the State of the Union.. who are always the two people sitting behind the President?  Looking for job titles.. not names.  (A- The Vice President and The Speaker of the House.. Mike got it right)

Q4 - Yesterday, the New York State Senate passed a law that will make this illegal.  As a hint as to what “this” is.. about a year ago.. video of Miley Cyrus surfaced that was taken after she had allegedly smoked this.  (A- Salvia.. Mike got it right)  Still need’s Cuomo’s signature and approval in the New York State Assembly

Q5 - According to an ESPN poll.. 57% of Americans wish the Super Bowl was on a _______?  (A- Saturday.. Mike got it right)

..Mike was a perfect 5 for 5!!

Joe Paterno's funeral tickets

They made 10,000 tickets available for FREE to Joe Paterno's funeral and all you had to do was sign up online.  People were then randomly selected.  Some people who were awarded the free tickets then put them up on E-Bay and as of yesterday.. the bidding had gotten up to $90,000.  Wease has absolutely no problem with this.  He would do it.  Good for the guy who can profit on some free tickets.  Tools agrees with him.  Pauly and Elvio think it's a little morbid and sad. 

Van Halen talk

Wease gave away a pair of Van Halen tickets to a listener with a good take on something and asked the guy if he was actually gonna use the tickets.  The guy said yes.. unless he can get someone to bid $90,000 on them.  This sent us down a Van Halen road.. who was better.. Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?  Would they ever perform together?  They never have.. and most people agree they never would.. although that would be the ultimate concert for a Van Halen fan.  Wease says that he thinks Van Halen fans should unite and demand it.  Elvio hipped us to the vocal track only version of Sammy Hagar on "Running With The Devil".  You can listen to it.. it gave us a good laugh.. here:

Wease insults a baby

Yesterday, we went to Rookie's in Pittsford for lunch and had a great fantastic meal.  Everything was great.. until the moment came that Wease insulted a baby.  Here's what happened.  They brought in their head chef special just to make us lunch.  The chef absolutely hit it out of the park and we gave him an A+.  After the meal.. the chef's wife showed up with their 6 month old baby.  The chef was SO proud to show off his child.  Wease.. face buried in his plate.. looked up for one second when the chef brought the baby over by the table.. and said "bro.. they all look the same".. and then went right back to his food.  Wease sees absolutely nothing wrong with it.. saying that it's a fact that all babies look alike.  The rest of us kinda think he was a little rude.. but hilarious.  Here's a nice photo of Billy, Wease, and some other people who joined us at the table yesterday at Rookie's: 

13WHAM's Doug Emblidge

-Rochester City Council talks crows and ambulances

-Greece School Board OKs consolidation

-There was a big prostitution bust yesterday in Rochester

-Norah Jones to headline the Rochester Jazz

Ask Wease / Elvio's anxiety

Since Elvio is in studio.. we begin with his "Ask Wease".  Elvio leaves next Thursday for rehearsels for the tour which starts in late March in Buffalo.  Elvio is feeling a lot of anxiety.  He is struggling with the fact that he is married with kids.. and this is the type of dream that you don't expect to come your way when you are married with kids.  This is a single guy's dream.. not a married guy's dream.  Elvio feels terrible about leaving his wife and kids to chase his dream.  Is he wrong to do that?  Wease says that the fact that he even feels that kind of regret shows how great of a guy/husband/father Elvio is.  He does need to keep in mind the fact that he is leaving her with a big job.. to be a single parent for a few months.  Elvio is NOT wrong to go for this opportunity.. everyone agrees.. it's tough but worth it.

Moving on.. we read a couple of e-mails for Wease to answer.  The first asked him if it is still necessary to have a boyfriend/girlfriend conversation or if you just assume it after a month or so of dating?  Wease said that having a "boyfriend/girlfriend" conversation is kind of high school.. but that having an "are we exclusive?" conversation is necessary and is the adult way of doing it.  Another e-mail asked Wease if she should allow her fiance to invite an ex to their wedding.  The fiance claims they're "very good friends".  Wease said that she should let him invite her because she'll be so busy that day that she won't even realize she's there.  Also, she won!!  The ex has to sit in the crowd and look up at her in her wedding dress.. clearly the winner in the contest to marry this guy.

Doreen cuts Wease's toenails.. often

Wease was telling a story from yesterday when he was talking to a guy.. and mentioned that his wife cuts his toenails.  We got a good laugh.. Wease of course saw nothing wrong with it.  Why does Doreen cut his nails?  You guessed it.. Wease can't reach his toenails.  He says that he can if he puts in a lot of effort.. but he gets out of breath.  Elvio thinks it's disgusting.  He can't stand feet.  He said that he recently got a cortazon shot in his heel (Elvio is a soccer player) and it was a terrible experience because of how much he hates feet (it's not like getting a shot in the heel is ever a pleasant experience).  Anyway, Elvio claimed it didn't work for him.  Wease has never heard of anyone who cortazon didn't work for.  Elvio must be immune.

Dr. Ruth calls in

She has the famous accent, she was the first to say "penis" on the radio, and she has written another book called "Sexually Speaking".. we welcomed Dr. Ruth Westheimer to the show this morning!!  It was a pleasure to talk to her.. and Wease was phenomenal interviewing her.  Pauly had kind of a hard time though.. being that he's in charge of the "dump button".  Dr. Ruth and Wease talked about how men want women to give them direction.  Tell us how to sexually satisfy you!!  The conversation moved to contraception.  Dr. Ruth says that sex should be worry free.. and should be for pleasure.  Wease promised Dr. Ruth he'd pimp her book.  She asked him to promote it.. not pimp it.  Wease agreed.  haha.  Dr. Ruth:

The mystery illness in LeRoy

The story keeps getting sadder and more mysterious.  A couple of more girls and now a boy who attend LeRoy Junior-Senior High School have developed the Tourettes tic like symptoms.  Now, there's a girl in Albany who has developed the same mysterious illness.  Here's the eerie connection.. over the summer.. her and her family were passing thru Rochester on 90 and stopped for lunch in.. wait for it.. LeRoy!!  This is freaky.  Rumor has it Erin Brokovich is going to fly to Rochester to see if she can help with the investigation.  Another girl from LeRoy was on The Today Show this morning.  This thing is getting bigger and bigger and scarier and scarier.

Malcolm Moore in studio

Wease gets a billion CDs sent to him in the mail.. and 99% of them s-to-the-uck.  Malcolm's CD was different.. it was well packaged and looked like the real deal.  Wease popped it in and give it a listen and loved it.  He brought Malcolm in and interviewed him about his music.  Turns out Malcolm knows Elvio from back in the day.. they used to work at The House of Guitars together!!  Wease & Malcolm talked about how hard it is to "make it" in music today.  It's about 50/50 luck.. Wease says it might even be 80/20 with luck being the 80.  You can click here to visit Malcolm's site (he's a web designer so the site is sweet).  Thank you to Brother Malcolm for coming in this morning:

Disney on Ice in studio

Adrian Rosenburg is a Rochester native.. and he's currently touring with Disney On Ice which starts a stint at The Blue Cross Arena tonight and goes thru the weekend.  Adrian plays Peter Pan.  He settled out question earlier about whether or not professional athletes stay at home when they travel in their hometown.. because Adrian.. who is from here but touring the country staying in hotels.. is staying at home with his parents while he's here.  Katie Lingen is from Minnesota and plays Snow White.  She has been touring for 11 years!!  She has gotten to travel the entire world.  Wease loves her.. she's super cute.  Thank you to Brother Adrian and Sister Katie for coming in this morning:

Plugs

We'd like to thank Elvio for sitting in for Jamie today!!  You can click here for ticket information on the opening show of the tour in Buffalo.  Check out Disney on Ice at The Blue Cross Arena tonight/tomorrow/and this weekend.  Tomorrow on the show we have all the usual stuff plus a brand new episode of "Geezers vs. Douchbags".  Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!