Today's guest co-hosts
Jamie is traveling for comedy today so we welcome Emily Jensen aka The Hott Young Squeeze aka EJ the DJ to the show today. They'll be sitting in for the entire program. Here's a nice photo of Wease with today's co-hosts:

Stump the Listener
Anthony is today's contestant:
Q1 - In an interview yesterday, Tom Brady revealed that during last year’s Super Bowl.. he did something illegal. Ironically, this morning the New York Post broke the news that the Feds had made a major bust in regards to what Tom was talking about. What am I talking about? (A- Illegal streaming websites.. Anthony got it right)
Q2 - A 27 year-old man allegedly assaulted and robbed a woman on Park Avenue in Rochester yesterday.. running off with her purse and something else of hers. What was that something else? (A- Groceries.. Anthony got it right)
Q3 - A high school football player.. a linebacker from Birmingham, Alabama named Cassanova McKinzer, was heavily recruited by Clemson but chose not to attend for a very weird reason. Why not? (A- There’s not a Chik-fil-A around campus.. Anthony got it right)
Q4 - Some more good potential news for The Greater Rochester International Airport. Just a couple of weeks after Southwest announced plans to begin servicing Rochester.. JetBlue has announced they are examining interest in expanding their Rochester service. Senator Schumer is requesting they add direct flights to 3 cities. Chicago, Boston, and ___ (A- Las Vegas.. Anthony got it right)
Q5 - Public service announcement. Wegmans is recalling what? (A- Hard cooked eggs purchased between January 23rd and February 1st.. Anthony got it right)
Anthony was a perfect 5 for 5!!
Merkins
Shannon the Pauly hater got our attention after writing a hate letter to the show about Pauly. She said in her letter that Pauly being such a pussy on the show sent her in to "spontaneous menstruation and ruined her merkin". What the hell is a merkin? Shannon told us that it's a pubic hair wig. It's so that a woman can go hardwood but have the option to change things up a bit at home in a drawer. It's for the ability to spice up a relationship. Shannon said that merkins can either be made to look realistic or can be made to be decorative like in the photo below. She says they go for about $30. Emily said that she has never heard of a merkin before today and quite frankly isn't interested in obtaining one. Wease and Pauly are slightly aroused by the idea.. but would rather have a realistic looking one than the decorative type.

Film critic Marshall Fine (click here to visit Marsh's site)
-The Woman in Black - Daniel Radcliffe plays a lawyer who travels to a remote village and discovers the ghost of a scorned woman is terrorizing the locals. He's also stuck living in the house she likes to haunt, while he sorts out the affairs of a dead client. And here's a bit of horror trivia for you: "The Woman in Black" is produced by Hammer Films. And any true horror fan would know that they helped launch the careers of Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing.
-Big Miracle - John Krasinski and Drew Barrymore work together to save three whales trapped under the ice in the Arctic Circle. It's set in the '80s and based on a true story. He's the reporter who breaks the story, and she's a Greenpeace volunteer who pressures the Russian and American governments to put aside their Cold War differences and act before it's too late. Kristen Bell and Ted Danson are also in it.
-Chronicle - Three high school kids acquire super powers and use their mental abilities for a series of juvenile pranks. But as their powers grow stronger, one of them falls to the dark side. It starts out small, but escalates and turns deadly . . . he rips a spider apart with his mind, crushes a car with his hand, and "accidentally" kills another driver by hurling his truck off the road.
13WHAM's Doug Emblidge
-Avon man spends $444 to heat/cool home for a year
-I-Square project on for Irondequoit
-Wegmans recalls hard-cooked eggs
-JetBlue may bring more direct flights to Rochester
Damnit.. we had that idea first!!
There's a YouTube video that has over 500,000 hits as of this morning of a guy singing his entire order at a Sonic drive-thru. Son of a motherhucking bitch.. we did that over a year ago!! Check out a prank call that Elvio recorded on November 8th, 2010.. singing his entire order thru the phone with Salvatore's. Here's the video that took the clicks that could have been ours:
Comedian John DiCrosta
John will be at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight and tomorrow night. John is a professional warm-up guy. What that means is that he does a lot of stand-up for the live crowds in studio for shows like American Idol, Bill Maher, and many sitcoms. We didn't even realize that a show like Idol would have a warm-up guy. He told us about that gig.. his job is to do 10 minutes before the show starts.. then he also comes out and does a quick minute or two during commercial breaks. John is also a professional voice-over guy. His most notable work was in Transformers 2 where he was a couple of different voices. When Shia drops a metal shard in the kitchen and it splits off into a thousand different little transformers.. John is all of those voices. Also, he plays the evil doctor later in the movie. So cool. Thank you to Brother John for coming in this morning:

Wease busted again / Madonna's new song
Wease made the exact same mistake.. AGAIN. He left another bag of cat poop out in the open after forgetting to take it outside. Doreen flipped out and called and motherhucker'd Wease again. She claims that it stinks up the whole joint.. but Wease again reminded her that it just flat out doesn't smell that bad because the litter masks the smell and he brought it here to the studio to prove that it wouldn't stink up a whole room and was proven right. As Wease was telling this story.. we got ahold of Madonna's new song called "Give Me All Your Lovin" featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.
Click here to listen to it. Wease doesn't like it.
Redneck News followup
A little over a month ago we had a story in Redneck News about a couple of brothers who got into a fight with one of their ex-girlfriend's, her brother, and her father. The father brought a baseball bat to the fight. One of the original couple of brothers called in because he was finally in court yesterday and told us that because the father brought the bat.. which once used as a weapon became a deadly weapon.. is the one that the charges landed on and he and his brother got out of any wrongdoing. It did, however, cost him $1,500 in legal fees because he had to pay his lawyer. That kinda pissed Wease off because he feels like if he's found innocent of a crime.. he shouldn't owe a penny whatsoever!! It should be like it never happened. The brother told us that he works for a school district and so if found guilty he could have lost his job. Wease changed his mind.. and said that the $1,500 is worth the money if it means keeping your job.
Shannon's letter / Ryann calls in
For the last time.. we went over Shannon the Pauly hater's letter that she wrote about how big of a pussy Pauly is. Wease and Shannon went over the letter line for line and Pauly asked the rest of the room if they find that offensive or if Pauly is crazy. Everyone agreed.. the letter is offensive. Shannon just thinks that Pauly did a shitty job of showing Ryann her first porn.. that he probably showed her something raunchy. Ryann (Pauly's gf) called in to defend herself and her man. Shannon told Ryann that she would probably like porn if Pauly would just show her something more chick friendly. Ryan agreed and said she'd be open to looking at some of that. We took a few calls on the topic and one caller made the best observation of everyone. How in the hell did a guy that looks like Pauly land a girl that looks like Ryann?!?!? Pauly and Ryann:
No further bets / Crazybush
This is it.. last call.. where are you laying your dollar bills for the big game? Wease is going with the Patriots because it turns out that Gronkowski IS playing. Actually, maybe he'll go with the Giants in honor of Doreen. He doesn't know yet who he's taking for the actual football bets. But as far as prop bets go.. he is tempted to put $1,000 on Kelly Clarkson not showing any belly.. but thinks that taking the over on amount of times NBC flashes to Gisele during the game is a lock at just 1/2. He isn't sure yet.. and probably won't be until the last minute on Sunday.. but as for right now that's how he's feeling.
One last thing.. in honor of all the merkin talk earlier in the day we played "Crazy Bush" by The Doo Wops.
Click here to listen to it.
Plugs
Wease, Pauly, Billy, and Brooksie will all be at Empire Lanes in Webster tomorrow for our 2nd annual Wease Bowl. It's free to come bowl with us (food & drink provided.. alcohol available but you have to pay for it). You can still register last minute by showing up there tomorrow.. we'll be there starting at 2pm. Other things going on this weekend.. check out Pauly at the Dome at The Monroe County Fairgrounds in Henrietta today 4-6pm for the bargain sales. Tomorrow morning.. listen to The Billy D'Ettorre and Brother Wease Music Show 10am-noon on 95.1 The Fox. We'll be back on Monday with all things Super Bowl.. until then.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!


































































